Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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