I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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