dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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