I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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