I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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