OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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