it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
