How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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