wake up i wanna do it froggy style
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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