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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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(440): View more from Ohio

just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

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(407): View more from Florida

Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.

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(310): View more from California

I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing

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(678): View more from Georgia

kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party

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