lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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