Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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