Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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