I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I FOUND THE LEGS
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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