Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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