that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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