i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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