why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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