the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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