Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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