STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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