I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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