One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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