Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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