think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
