Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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