I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Randomize
