You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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