Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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