yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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