he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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