Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
time to smoke my breakfast
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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