i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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