in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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