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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
