Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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