well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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