okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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