it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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