Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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