scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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