white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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