She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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