we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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