Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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