U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
even my farts smell like vagina
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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