do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Two words: blizzard sex
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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