we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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