my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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