Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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