Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
