he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
They have beer where we have blood.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Randomize
