I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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