It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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