i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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