Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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